NFL News

Eli Manning -- the biggest baby (along with his father, Archie) in the NFL -- has signed with the New York Giants.  He got a 6-year deal worth $54 million, along with a $20 million signing bonus.  For crying out loud!  A worthy fantasy football pick?  Not likely!  Bitch should be playing for the Chargers.

Stud-Man Brian Urlacher pulled a hamstring in Bears practice yesterday.  They said it's a pretty good pull, but no worries, he should be ready for the season.  I still wouldn't give the Bears defense a consideration for fantasy football, even though they picked up Tommie Harris, the first-rounder from Oklahoma.  Rex Grossman?  Dark Horse, baby!

And back to Ricky Williams.  Still a druggie!