Nicknames

In Mad-Town, we have a McDonald's. Everybody calls a McDonald's "Mickey-D's."

My nickname for a Taco John's is "Taco Schlongs." Why? I don't know. Pretty stupid.

"Taco Schlongs" closed at 7:30 p.m. last night. What the hell is that about?! I remember the good ol' days when they were open until 1:00 in the morning for a quick soft-shell.

I (along with Jewett) miss the Cajun McChickens from "Mickey-D's." Damn, they were good.